Bart: Welcome back to JK Party! Bart: Today we are playing 3 on 3 basketballz. Bart: And we all know Josh has been talking mad krap every single game. Bart: You see it in the logs, in the videos, on Just Kidding News – wherever he’s at… Josh: Excuse me. Bart: What? Josh: I feel like you’ve been talking more shit than anything. Bart: I never ever talk shit.
Josh: Yes you have! Josh: I’ve been waiting for this for so long. You’ve been talking so much shit. This ends right now. Bart: I’ve been talking shit? You’ve been talking shit. Bart: I’m gonna smash on you the way the Warriors did on the Cavs (?) Josh: Let’s see how much you cry during this game Bart: Me and Josh are the team captains Josh is gonna do or die to see who picks first But we all already know he’s gonna miss Bart: Go ahead Bart: What did I tell you? Bart: Alright. So can I get everyone over here so we can pick teams. Bart: Gimme this basketball Josh: Boy Bart: Boy Bart: I pick the homie (?) (Brandon) Josh: I pick Joe Joe: Pick me last Josh: Boy! Get your ass on over here Bart: I pick Tiff Josh: I pick Julia Josh: The J Team! Julia: The JJJ’s [cheering] Yellow Team: The BBT [montage] Bart: Wassup guys we want a good clean game. It’s gonna be a game of 3 on 3. We’re gonna call our own fouls. And Josh is gonna be fouling the whole time. I know because he has long ass fucking arms and he can’t help himself Bart: And every single time the team changes possession, We’re gonna have to clear it at the top. And instead of the winner getting the ball It’s gonna be the loser getting the ball. And it’s gonna be two 3 min halves. Bart: And the team with the most points at the end of the game wins Bart: Who’s better? You or me? Josh: You already know the answer. Me, so gimme the ball Bart: So do or die at the (?) then Bart: Miss! Julia: Josh, you can’t be all talk and no show man Josh: Julia- Joe: Don’t! Joe: We need good energy right now or else imma beat both of your asses Josh: Oh! That’s right Julia! Joe: You got it Julia! Joe: You got it Josh Tiff: Oh shit [yelling] Josh: That’s right! (wtf Brandon?) Bart: Shoot it then Joe: It hit Ryan in the leg Bart: How did you look at me and pass it to Joe? Tiff: It’s because when I pushed the ball it went that way instead of that My hands are dumb. I don’t know Bart: You’re like this, ‘Yes!’ Bart: I’m like, ‘What? You were looking right at me Tiff: I tried Bart: Ah, fuck Bart: One point for team yellow Joe: I ate pastries before we started [cheering] Julia: No, no, no, no, no Joe: No! Joe: No that was it. Crew: Out by Josh Bart: Me? Crew: No, Josh Bart: That was out on Josh Josh: What the fuck? Bullshit! Josh: Shoot for that shit. Shoot for it Bart: Okay, I’ll shoot for it Josh: We all know you’re gonna miss Bart: Where’s my team at. Everyone touch the ball Josh: The fuck is this, Space Jam? Josh: You can’t (?). Shoot the damn ball. Let’s see it Bart: In your motherfucking face Bart: Off my knees. In your face. Josh: Off your knees? Bart: Get off me! Josh: Why? Shoot. Josh: What’s wrong, scared? Bart: Damn. Alright, fine. Josh: You’s a bitch Bart: Cheating ass Josh Joe: We about to get a score! Joe: Josh get a score, Josh. Joe: I’m behind you Josh. Look at where (?) Joe: Josh! Josh: Get the fuck outta here, boy Josh: Get the fuck outta here Crew: You’ve got 10 seconds, hurry it up Tiff: Dammit Josh: I feel like my team’s gonna catch up. I feel like this is gonna be the game changer here. Josh: You hear that! Josh: You hear that Bart? Josh: You’re gonna lose! Josh: Cause you’re a loser Josh: Watch how many points I make this game, boy! Pack you again. You’ll be crying. Josh: Dominate humbly, more like get dominated, boy Bart: Team Yellow smashed on the first half We made one, whole point Bart: They’ve got nothing. We’ve got crazy teamwork. I saw people doing stuff I’ve never seen before Bart: I think we’re gonna win [laughing] Bart: Butterfingers! Josh: You already know! Bart: I had to give this fool a little advantage Bart: Cause I know he’s gonna lose Josh: Boy, you’re the only disadvantage on your team Josh: You’re the only disadvantage on your goddamn (?) Julia: Why are you so fast. No! Josh: Take it Julia, take it Julia Julia: Go Josh, you’re the only (?) Josh: Get the fuck outta here, boy! Josh: Get the fuck out Bart: That was good Tiff: I saw him coming and I had to get out of the way. Joe: Times out! Josh: Time out, alright Julia: Oh, thank goodness Bart: The only reason why you blocked me is because you slowed down with Julia. Bart: Julia, I’m sorry, but your boy talks too much I’m not going to slow down, cause I have to stay ahead of him Julia: That’s really fine. Josh, we’re all in it to win for you Josh: I know Julia: You gotta be on top of your game Josh: I am on top of my game. Pass the ball to me for once Julia: Alright Bart: Hold it, hold it Joe: I’ve got basketball shoes on Tiff: This is the first time in my life I’ve ever legit played basketball Joe: Let it go, let it go! Yes! Bart: No Joe: I don’t know how to play basketball Bart: Oh, nice Joe: Josh! Crew: Five seconds! Josh: Oh no Joe: No! Joe: Yay, timer Bart: We are the champions Tiff: BBT! Bart: We are the champions Joe: That point was ours Joe: That point was ours Josh: What’s wrong, gramps? Tiff: How do people do this for a hobby? Bart: Just 2 to 0, that’s all Bart: So Team Yellow ended up destroying Team Purple 2 to 0 Bart: Smash on you (?) Tiff: Zero points Josh Go against me 1 on 1 then you can talk Bart: Josh did get a couple of good blocks on me But I think he was just swatting a bee out of the air I don’t think he did that on purpose Josh: Boy, why you (?) Bart: And, it you wanna play 1 on 1 I’ll destroy you Josh: Okay then we’ll just record that too Bart: Okay, 1 on 1, full court Josh: Okay, full court. 1 on 1. Let’s go Bart: If you guys wanna see us play basketball one more time let us know in the comments below And we’ll play again. See you guys next time Bye Joe: I suck at basketball