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I Broke Dumb Laws In Front Of Police

I Broke Dumb Laws In Front Of Police


Is this like an anti-establishment thing or something? Britain is an old-fashioned, weird place. Every November, we burn a wooden effigy of a dude who tried to burn down Parliament hundreds of years ago. We turn people we like into Knights. However, the most ridiculous thing that we have is our laws If you wear a suit of armour in Parliament, they’re legally allowed to cut your head off This is ridiculous. That’s not the only dumb British law We’ve got tons of them, and I don’t even know if anyone takes these things seriously. So today I’m going to test that and try and break as many ancient British laws as possible in one day in front of policemen and hope that I don’t get arrested. Do you think that this is a suspicious fish?
– oh definitely You know, there’s a law where it’s illegal to handle a salmon suspiciously. I’ve got the salmon now I have to act suspiciously with it. He’s checking if his car’s locked. That’s how fucking creepy I look. – What’ve you got a fish for?
– Does it look suspicious to you? It doesn’t look suspicious but it looks interesting. It’s not suspicious? Alright I’ll I try harder to be more suspicious. The fuck is that?! Ladies and gentlemen, Would you like to see a man walking past with a fish? Pointless You don’t know if there’s a library nearby do you? Apparently, it’s illegal to gamble in a library. So me, stinking of salmon I’m gonna go and try and make someone bet with me in this library and break that law. ‘Scuse me, Do either of you gamble? Yes, gamble, like Blackjack. We don’t have to play for money if you don’t want to I’ve got a Sashimi-quality fish. ‘Scuse me, I’ve got a great game of Blackjack Sorry if I smell. How come you’re doing this? I’m trying to break as many ancient laws as I can in a day. You going again? Oof, bust. 10p for me. I was gambling in a library! I’m gonna walk right into that building there in a suit of armour. Something that apparently you’re supposed to get your head cut off for. – Hi there
– Is it a public gallery? Yes! Um, not sure… if the armour-
– you haven’t got a real sword have you? No, it’s plastic. Sorry, this has never happened! Have a look at the sign, make sure you don’t have any of these.
– I definitely don’t have any of those Why are you dressed as a knight? I’ve just been filming around the corner doing a kids TV thing. – Okay
– Amazing! I just went into Parliament wearing a suit of armour and I still have a head. Right, next one. You can’t shake out a dirty rug in public and also can’t wear an outrageous double ruff or be be sock-less within a hundred yards of the Queen Just shaking the rug Alright wearing a double ruff, being sock-less Is this like an anti-establishment thing or something? Are you filming now? There’s a law against singing a lewd ballad in public. I’m pretty sure Tony Blair lives around here. I’ll try and do a bit of improv. Just gonna sing a song – I’ve written a little song, if that’s okay? If you do it on the other side of the road, yeah. Okay Tony, Tony How are you today? Tony boy Tony, please come out and play You look like a marshmallow Our eyes meet over the piano. Oh I’d love to nestle my head on your Fluffy chest Tony boy, Tony come out and play Well I sang about hooking up with Tony Blair to his window. I guess that’s lewd – that’s another law broken another off the list So stupid I’ve never been to Downing Street before 10 Downing Street: residence of the Prime Minister

Comments (100)

  1. What's the weirdest law you've heard of in your home country?

  2. Vice should be shut down

  3. Next up: SWAT team showed up at my door

  4. Whenever you are old and boutta die, you should go out with the ultimate flex, and break one more, die in the house of parliament

  5. "I'm just filming a KIDS TV show"

  6. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_agrOVo8lew

  7. lmao the police laughing at 5:37 is the funniest thing I've ever seen

  8. He looks like The vampire from twilight

  9. unless its a stupid law…. pot?

  10. He looks like that one lesbian aunt that’s pretty cool.

  11. Child: Wears knight costume in parliament
    Police: ⚔️⚔️⚔️

  12. Her: I like rebellious boys who break rules

    This dude: hold my tea

  13. You can't fool us Ellen Degeneres

  14. the worst crime was that lyric involving a "fluffy chest".

  15. "That's not the only dumb law."

    Stares at the firearms ban

  16. Please come to America and do this state by stae. In my state of Wisconsin it is still illegal to serve a piece of pie without a piece of cheese.

  17. Why do you look like a mature chubby Draco malfoy

  18. most garbage place i have ever seen

  19. If this guy was in Australia, he'd get vaporized by the sun lol

  20. I think they're referring to suspicious salmon blowjobs

  21. he has a great voice

  22. In Turkey, It is against the law to wear the flag symbols on a T-shirt or any particular clothing, but i have never seen that someone has arrested for it.

  23. try eating one of Queen's geese in the next video and I am pretty sure you won't get over it this time!

  24. Fuck me I’ve watched the video now can you stop recommending me this video

  25. You guys broke into North Korea and gave us a chance to look into the hermit kingdom. Put out some decent videos Vice. Have some respect

  26. Playing ding dong ditch with the priminister

  27. The police would like to know your location

  28. everybody gangsta till he carries fish suspicously

  29. Fun Fact: In Kentucky its illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your back pocket after 10 PM or you'll get arrested. And yes weirdly enough its true

  30. Thought you was a lesbian before you started speaking lol

  31. Ok, these laws Aren’t that weird. Here in America you can buy 19 military grade weapons and explosives at a big 5.

  32. Me:*does suspicious thing with fish*
    police come in
    Police: IS THAt fUCKING FISH JENGA!
    Me:NO*dives into fish*

    Like if you got that reference

  33. In Germany, you can drink with permission from your parents when your 12…

  34. I have never ever cringed so much in my life

  35. Dressed for battle is an act of hostility.

  36. a suspicious salmon shuold be minimally concealed dude..

  37. Next try to be gay in Iran.

  38. why is this in my recomend

  39. I want my 6 mins back vice you keep the one second

  40. Just whatever you do,,,,dont offend muslims…you will get arrested.

  41. arent these called zombie laws?

  42. this was brill, my brother mentions there are places in the uk you can't kiss on certain days or can't eat sweets on certain days. There are so many laws that are now outdated they simply never bothered ending them, so they still stand.

  43. This is the whitest person i have ever seen in my entire life

  44. You look like your from game of thrones so the armor makes sense

  45. He looks like Boris Johnson.

  46. In my opinion carrying salmon suspiciously is when you conceal yourself behind an object of any sort and look around it holding a salmon the way you would hold an assault rifle.

  47. Respect the law and you won’t be beheaded

  48. in my country knocking at doors and running away is part of chidlhood

  49. This guy looks a lot like Pyrocynical

  50. If you have sworn enemies, boy, do they have some dirt on you or what!? XD

  51. He's got a fish – RUUN!!

  52. 1:34 The beginning of For Whom The Bell Tolls.

  53. YOU GOT A LOICENCE FOR THET FISH, MATE ?

  54. I feel so proud of my country.

  55. joffrey baratheon really hit the low after GoT

  56. Every laws a stupid law

  57. the run at the end the is the most british run i have ever seen

  58. Imagine coming to jail, meeting your cellmate and come into the discussion of "what did you do?" And you'd answer with.. well, any of these 😀

  59. "I'm filming a children"s show" Curses at least twice seconds before

  60. Is that a fucking juggernaut at 4:03 ?

  61. Unfortunately, Mr. Butler was later beheaded for his crimes found on this video. Stop posting on social media lads.

  62. You Look Like Ellen From The Elen Show

  63. This is the same guy that faked his way to Paris Fashion Week and tricked Britain into thinking he had the highest rated restaurant on TripAdvisor, didn’t know Vice hired him!

  64. Why does he look like an older nugget

  65. Everybody gangsta with their 13th century suit of armor until the executioner comes in with the axe

  66. part 2 is just him smoking a joint

  67. In Minnesota you can't cross the border with a duck on your head

  68. The FBI wants to know your location

  69. I dont how this guy can go through without looking so embarrassed cause I cant

  70. What a beautiful place, would love to visit some day

  71. Literally the funniest video vice has made…

    And the only good video…

  72. Parliament needs to be burned down. Don’t let the authority control your liberty.

  73. Wow I can’t believe people would disrespect a fish like that

  74. UK: It's illegal to knock on a door and run away.
    US: Ding dong ditch pranks on YouTube getting uploaded every single day.

  75. thought it was Helen from the thumbnail

  76. 1:27 oi i saw that guy at hyde park’s speakers corner

  77. Tommy Robinson broke some dumb British laws… look what happened to him

  78. "I'll try to be more suspicious"

  79. Quite entertaining but also very silly.
    In fact, I'd go further and agree with that megaphone fellow: "Pointless"
    There are equally, if not more stupid, ancient laws in every single jurisdiction in the world.
    All it demonstrates is that there is actually some old law (in fact there are plenty), that the legislature has never gotten round to repealing.
    Whether on grounds of cost, availability of debating time, or quite simply that they have just been forgotten about.
    Really, Butler, I'm sure you have got better things to do with your time.
    A big stupid thumb down from me. (Although I did watch the video to the end).
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  80. (3:30) – "BUCKINGHAM PALACE"
    "THE QUEEN'S HOUSE"
    Er, no.
    "ONE OF THE QUEEN'S NUMEROUS HOUSES"
    >

  81. WTF ?
    You ask the question at the top of your comments section:
    "What's the weirdest law you've heard of in your home country?"
    And guess what?
    The "Show replies" link doesn't work.
    WHY ?
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  82. later that boy went missing…

  83. 5:08 My reaction to this video.

  84. Nullification !!!!!

  85. In Michigan you can't tie your alligator to a fire hydrant

  86. Lmao we watched this in class

  87. Im gonna sue you now

  88. To be fair, the armor was plastic so I don't think it counts. Plastic armor is no armor at all in my view.

  89. He looks like a teenage Boris Johnson

  90. What a badass lmfao

  91. Thought this was a woman

  92. One ridiculous law in my state, Men with mustaches cannot kiss women.

  93. There's no way those are police. They look like private military.

  94. Careful, if the government ever wants to screw you over, they can just pull up this video and get you on a bunch of random charges

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