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Key & Peele – Gay Wedding Advice

Key & Peele – Gay Wedding Advice


– WELCOME, JOHNSON FAMILY. NOW, WE ALL KNOW WHY WE’RE HERE. COUSIN DELROY’S
GETTING MARRIED… all: MM-HMM. – TO A MAN. WHICH IS CRAZY.
– MM-HMM. – AND WE’RE IN SUPPORT, AND, UH,
WE JUST NEED A LITTLE HELP WITH THE PARTICULARS
OF A GAY WEDDING. WHAT I’VE DONE
IS I TOOK THE INITIATIVE TO GET MY FRIEND GARY IN HERE, WHO’S–I MEAN,
HE’S NOT REALLY MY FRIEND. HE’S A COWORKER OF MINE
WHO HAPPENS TO BE A ACTIVE MEMBER
OF THE HOMOSEXUAL COMMUNITY, AND HE’S GONNA GIVE US
SOME ADVICE ON, YOU KNOW, WHA–WHAT TO DO. SO, GARY, WHA–WHAT CAN–
WHAT CAN WE EXPECT? – ALL RIGHT. WELL, FIRST OF ALL, GUYS, THANKS SO MUCH
FOR HAVING ME HERE, AND I THINK IT’S REALLY AMAZING WHAT YOU GUYS ARE DOING
FOR YOUR COUSIN DELROY. REALLY, I JUST WANTED TO SAY,
BASICALLY, THAT A GAY WEDDING IS JUST LIKE A STRAIGHT WEDDING. YES? YES, SIR. – SO THEN DO THE MEN
WEAR DRESSES AND THEN THE WOMEN WOULD WEAR SUITS? – NO.
NO, NO, NO. YOU WOULD JUST WHERE
EXACTLY WHAT YOU WOULD WEAR AT A–AT A STRAIGHT WEDDING. – NOW, NONE OF US ARE GAY,
SO I ASSUME THAT WE WOULD ALL SIT
THEN IN THE STRAIGHT SECTION. – THE STRAIGHT SECTION?
– YEAH. – OH, THE STRAIGHT SECTION. HE MEANS AS OPPOSED
TO THE GAY SECTION. – NO, NO, THERE’S–THERE’S–
THERE’S NO SECTIONS, GUYS. – BUT THE GAY PEOPLE…
– NO, NO, NO. WHAT–YOU WOULD JUST SIT–
– AND THEN THE STRAIGHT? – NO, LARRY, LARRY, LISTEN TO ME
JUST FOR A SECOND. – BUT THEN THE AISLE.
– YOU WOULD JUST– YOU WOULD JUST SIT
ON THE SIDE OF THE PERSON THAT WERE FRIENDS WITH
OR THAT YOUR FAMILY’S MEMBERS, JUST LIKE IN A STRAIGHT WEDDING. – SO WE JUST GUESS WHO’S GAY. – OR NOT.
YOU COULD JUST–YEAH. – WE’LL GUESS WHO’S GAY. – OKAY.
GUESS WHO– – WHEN IN THE CEREMONY
DO WE SINGOVER THE RAINBOW?– WELL, YOU DON’T.
YOU DON’T. THIS IS A RELIGIOUS CEREMONY,
SO YOU– YOU WOULDN’T BE SINGING THAT
DURING THE SERVICE. – OH, ALL RIGHT.
– YOU DONE WITH THE QUESTIONS? – NO, I’M JUST ASKING. – I’M NERVOUS ‘CAUSE
I CAN ONLY DO JAZZ HANDS FOR ABOUT THREE MINUTES ‘FORE
MY HANDS START TO CRAMP. – OH, SIR, I DON’T THINK
ANYONE’S GONNA EXPECT YOU– I DON’T THINK ANY–
I DON’T THINK ANYONE’S GONNA EXPECT YOU TO HAVE
TO DO JAZZ HANDS. – NOW CAN WE SEE THE PONY SHOW
FROM THE STRAIGHT SECTION? OR ARE WE WAY
IN THE BACK SOMEWHERE? – MA’AM, AGAIN,
THERE’S NO STRAIGHT SECTION. WHAT IS A PONY SHOW? – YOU KNOW,
WHEN Y’ALL GO LIKE THIS. – NO, THERE WON’T BE– THERE WON’T BE ANY OF THIS
DURING THE CEREMONY. – OH. OH. – WHEN DO WE SINGYMCA?– OH.
– SIR, NOT DURING THE CEREMONY. – OKAY. – WHAT ABOUTMACHO, MACHOMAN?
– NO. – I DON’T KNOW
WHERE TO BUY NO GAY PRESENTS. – WELL, I-I DON’T KNOW
WHAT A GAY PRESENT IS. USUALLY, WHAT COUPLES
DO IS THEY JUST– THEY JUST REGISTER AT A STORE… – HUH. – LIKE A STRAIGHT COUPLE WOULD. – THE GAY STORE, OR–
– JUST A REGULAR STORE. – WHERE DO YOU GET THE EUROS
TO BUY GAY GIFTS? – ARE YOU SAYING EUROS? YOU WOULDN’T–
YOU WOULDN’T USE EUROS. – NO, IT’S–IT’S–
IT’S A GOOD QUESTION, FINNEY. WE–WE SHOULD MAKE
SOME EYE CONTACT SO WE MAKE SURE THAT
THE COMMUNICATION’S HAPPENING. – YEAH.
– I THINK HE WANTS TO KNOW IS IT, LIKE, A–YOU KNOW,
A DIFFERENT CURRENCY? OR IS IT MORE LIKE CAMEL CASH? – NOPE, JUST GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED
U.S. DOLLARS, YEP. – DO WE HAVE TO PARTICIPATE
IN THE ANAL SEX? – OH!
– OR CAN WE JUST WATCH AND CHEER IN A FIREMEN’S HAT? – NO, THERE’S NO ANAL SEX
AND NO FIREMAN’S HAT. – OH, OKAY.
– IT’S CUNNILINGUS. – IS THAT A QUESTION, SIR? – WHEN DO WE GET TO SING
IT’S RAINING MEN,
HALLELUJAH, IT’S RAININGMEN?
– YOU DON’T. – SO THERE’S NO GAY HYMNS
IN THE CEREMONY? – SIR, THERE’S NO SUCH THING
AS A GAY HYMN. – WHAT?
– WELL, DOES THE FAKE PRIEST LOOK LIKE A REAL PRIEST
OR LIKE A NUN? – IT’S GONNA BE A REAL PRIEST.
– OR… – NO, THERE’S NO “OR.” – IS IT A SEXY BOAT CAPTAIN, THEN HE TAKES HIS CLOTHES OFF? all: OHH.
– WHAT? NO. NO. – DO WE THROW SOMETHING
OTHER THAN RICE? – LIKE WHAT, SIR? WHAT WOULD YOU THROW
OTHER THAN RICE? – I DON’T KNOW.
I DON’T KNOW. COUSCOUS.
SKITTLES. – GUYS, A GAY WEDDING IS JUST
LIKE A STRAIGHT WEDDING, OKAY? IT’S EXACTLY THE SAME. – WELL, WHEN THEY KISS, IS IT
OKAY TO STAND UP AND SAY, “EW”? – NO, IT’S NOT BECAUSE IT WOULD
BE–THAT WOULD BE HOMOPHOBIC. – THIS FROM THE MAN
WHO WON’T ALLOW GAY HYMNS AT THE GAY WEDDING. – OKAY, BUT LIKE
A INVOLUNTARY GASP. – I WOULD JUST, I GUESS,
TRY TO CURB THAT BEHAVIOR. – OKAY.
I’LL–I’LL LOOK AWAY THEN. – OH, MY GOD.
– NOW, IS RUPAUL GONNA BE THERE? – NO, I DON’T THINK
DELROY KNOWS RUPAUL. – UH, NEIL PATRICK HARRIS?
– NO. – OOH, DOOGIE. – WHAT IF YOU DON’T WANT
YOUR PICTURE ON THE INTERNET? – THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
– EXCUSE ME, GARY. “RIDICULOUS.”
IS THAT A GAY TERM? – OKAY, YEP.
I’LL SHOW MYSELF OUT. – OH, HE’S A LITTLE TESTY,
ISN’T HE? – NAH, HE CAN GO.
– GOOD LUCK. – WE JUST TRYING TO FIND OUT
HOW IT GO. – LET’S GO, STEFAN. – I THINK WE PRETTY MUCH GOT IT.

Comments (100)

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  2. I had to laugh at the pony show demonstration.

  3. So when they kiss is it ok to stand up and say EWWWW…. LOL you killing me man. .

  4. Think the black guy with the notepad voices “Uncle Ruckus” from the “Boondocks”

  5. to aaaaa man😂😂😂😂

  6. "Where do do we get the euros to buy the presents…"

  7. The word “homosexual” has always sounded so harsh and offensive to me even though I know it’s not. I think it’s because I was born and raised in the south and it was used as a derogatory term. I was raised around a lot of hateful people. Glad I didn’t end up being one of them.

  8. That chick in the back, hot fire man, woof.

  9. The far right guy is from john wick the hotel guy

  10. 😄😄😄❤️

  11. Here's the Ultimate wedding advise gay or Straight don't get Married

  12. So we just guess who's gay? 😂😂😂

  13. Doesn't the girl that says anal sex look like super presediant kick butt from the thundermens?

  14. That old guy is SYLENS from Horizon Zero Dawn and Black guy from John Wick how the fuck did I miss that.

  15. Gary's "I think we pretty much got it" and confident nod is when I broke.

  16. “He happens to be … uh, an … ACTive member of the homosexual community.” DEAD

  17. “Where do you get the euros to buy gay gifts?”

  18. I lost it at pony show 2:09 hahahahaha.

  19. Despite seeing this already, I read this as “advice on gay welding “. Still sounds like a K&P sketch.

  20. Well that wedding is fucked

  21. Now I wanna see that wedding!

  22. This gay wedding they're putting together actually sounds amazing I'd love to go

  23. Is RuPaul gona be there !!
    No.. Delroy don’t know RuPaul!
    NPH?!! No. 🤣🤣🤣
    The idea of all the gay people knows each other is such a true concept in every ethnic group.. it’s funny cos its true 😀

  24. He said so do the men wear dresses and then the woman will wear suits 😂

  25. 3:01 the “oooh” gets me every time 😂

  26. That’s the mother of will in fresh prince of bel air

  27. Is it a different currency? Lmaooooo

  28. This is my family

  29. I love Key and Peele but this made me upset about how ignorent they were it just hurt watching this wasn't even funny to me but I love y'all other videos tho keep up the good work

  30. “Where do you get the euros to buy gay gifts” that kills me man sheesh😂

  31. The only one I recognize is wills mom in fresh prince of bel air

  32. Is the ceremony being held at the Blue oyster bar?

  33. expecting john wick?

  34. this shit is hilarious

  35. Best part of the skit never happened: when it fast forwards to the wedding: "IT'S RAININ MEN" is playing, The groomsmen are all wearing dresses, women in suits, Euros are used to buy skittles to throw at the lovely couple, and the entire straight section is doing Jazz Hands while the gay section is doing a pony show.

  36. 'i'm nervous, because i can only do jazz hands for about 3 minutes before my hands start to cramp."

  37. “You can go”
    Hahah

  38. Loooooooooooooooool

  39. This shit is funny as hell at least there all open minded😂😂😂

  40. This would be my entire family too so😂

  41. This is too much lmbo 😩😂😂😂

  42. Anyone realise that the pony show lady is wills mum from fresh prince?

  43. Quite possibly my favorite Key & Peele skit

  44. i don’t know where to buy no gay presents.

  45. Top 5 Key and Peele skits:

    Bagels are for Sales associates
    Gay Wedding
    Racist White women at the Bar
    Deez Nuts
    Hypotenuse

  46. This skit is like GET OUT just for LGBTQ in short :O

  47. 1:15 omg malcolm in the middle

  48. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  49. I come back here from time to time just to hear him say "Which is crazy"

  50. Is that black dude from John wick?

  51. I love the guy with pen and paper, “is that a gay term?”

  52. At least they trying. They just didn't say fuck him he out.

  53. How’d you get a guy from John wick

  54. Ridiculous, Is that a gay term? 😂😂😂 they are killing me…

  55. Even in a straight wedding there's a gay section 😂

  56. I died laughing when Jordan looked at Keegan 1:07 LMAOOOOOO he looked at him like "that's a good question." 😂😂

  57. Dude I just realized, that's fucking Lance Reddick on the right XD

  58. Love the old "boob tube" Admiral TV

  59. The guy with the notebook is fucking hilarious like he genuinely wants to know and cares 💀💀

  60. Isnt that one guy with the glasses the voice actor for doomfist in overwatch?

  61. These niggas are legends wtfffff

  62. Anyone has links to latest unseen key and peele videos?

  63. “LETS GO STEFEN!”

  64. They should have done a skit of the actual wedding…

  65. The father (Lance Reddick) Lester Freamon The Wire, the mother (Vernee Watson) Vy Smith Fresh Prince of Bel air, the guy with notebook (Gary Anthony Williams) Abe Kenarban Malcolm in the Middle, the sister (Daniele Gaither) Yvonne Criddle Mad TV, Vinny guy who avoids eye contact (Romany Malco) Conrad Shepard Weeds, Gary active member of the homosexual community (Keegan Key) Mr. Garver, he taught in the inner city for over 20 years, cousin Larry Johnson (Jordan Peele) TiMothy, he has to go pick up his daughter… The entire cast is talented.

  66. “Skittles!” 😂

  67. Is ruPaul gonna be there

  68. Lol so proud when shaking the gay mans hand xD

  69. "Ooohh. Doogie."

    Loved how a lot of times Jordan is instead making Keegan's job more difficult.

  70. what else would you throw?
    i don't know coucous, skittles…

    i am dead!

  71. By far the best skit 😂💯

  72. This is a prefect movie idea… Would be hilarious

  73. At 0:49 isn’t that the dude from Fred movie

  74. What if you don’t want your picture on the internet?😂😂😂

  75. "But the gay people.. and then the straight.. but then the aisle.." 😹

  76. Omggggg throwing skittles seems like a good idea!

  77. Uncle ruckus with notes 📝 lol

  78. Is that the guy from john wick movie??

  79. Best skit since Men on Film. Seriously, laughed my ass off.
    People are.so damn sensitive today. PC is ruining humor. Some shit is just funny

  80. So this is what Charon does when he's not working at the Continental.

  81. I want skittles to be thrown at me when I get married

  82. Meanwhile niggah busy jotting shit down! 🤣😂🤣

  83. Marrying another man in December and I hope it's as funny as this with my family making plans

  84. Fresh prince, Wills Mom!

  85. I really want to see this wedding

  86. What if you don’t want your picture on the internet 😂😂😂

  87. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  88. I think the old guy asking about the gay hymns might have a bit of gay sexual tension that needs letting out and what better way than to sing out loud, its raining men ,hhahahaha

  89. Couscous, Skittles.

  90. It's that the concierge?

  91. 3.6K gays disliked this video

  92. “Cunninglingus”
    “Is that a question?”
    👀

  93. I would love to incorporate gay hymns and Skittles in my wedding.

    I’m mixed (white/black)… should I consider making a quadrant system for my “sides”? Black straight, white straight, black gay, and white gay? What if they identity as something else either ethnically and/or sexually protestation?

    I need a committee of straights™ to help with any additional clarifications needed for my gay wedding.

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