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Ozzy Man Reviews: Nutcracker Compilation

Ozzy Man Reviews: Nutcracker Compilation


Welcome to NUT SHOTS Twenty’19. I’m a bit confused as to how this video results in a nut shot. It’s just sheilas grooming a sheep. Where’s he going? Oh, I see, he can smell the cameraman’s ballsack. He thinks it’s a threat. OHHHHH! Got him! Cinematographer down! I dunno what show this is, but it’s the best episode of the season. Baseball now! Bottom of the ninth. Pitch goes wide! SMOOSH! That was a nut seeking missile. The ball had a score to settle with those testes. Oopsy, oopsy daisies. Fly ball out to left field aaand RIGHT in the babymaker. I’m not sure what’s more impressive: the fact he was running fast enough to reach the ball, or that he almost caught it with his fucken dick. – “I’m gonna see if I can throw a boomerang.” Are ya mate? This is like a First Person Boomeranging video game. It’s a solid throw! The boomerang is doing what it’s meant to. It’s coming baaack… – “Aaaaaaaa”. Tennis is a polite sport. It’s so polite that when the ball boy gets ball boy’d, he takes it like a champ. “Did that one crack 200 k’s? It feels like it.” The player checks to make sure he won’t sue. He doesn’t know how. The audience gives him a clap as he limps to hospital. Umpire says “new balls.” Situational awareness is KEY when avoiding testicular injuries while running. Even in sports like pole vaulting! FUCK! That was actually a good vault if you think about it. Perfect execution, and right in the one-eyed snake. Give him the gold. Here’s One Direction doing nothing. OH! Got him in the Styles. The only thing that hurts more than that is Harry and Zayn quitting the band. Yep, he is falling in one direction. HA HA HA! Aaa… This bloke sets up for a sweet ski grind but decides to grind with his nuts. At least there’s ice available. This skateboarder approaches – Ollies – Nails it and NAILS the family jewels. Fuck me, that one was horrifying. This guy plans ahead, hoping to avoid an accident, Aaand… he fucken doesn’t. You’d think roller blades would be safer than skateboarding. You would be dead wrong. This bloke adds a spinny spin- Nah. He cannot escape the Genital Gods. His time was up. He’s trying to outrun the pain. His mates find him down the road, airing out the wound. Sure, an electric skateboard will give you the hang time needed to avoid a hit to the balls. Actually, no it won’t. This guy’s like “I don’t grind rails. I’m a kickflip specialist. My nuts are safer.” No, they’re not. They’re not. Anyway, this video has been bloodier than the Red Wedding, so let’s end on a wholesome note. Gender reveal videos are popular on the internet. OHHHHH my god! Oh it’s a boy! Thank fuck! The family tree can continue, cuz it’s… yeah, his dick is dead.

Comments (100)

  1. The camera man just casually lets the goat smell his balls..

    Just Let that sink in..

  2. Since the advent of internet videos showing time and time again, nut-crushing accidents, especially with skateboards, I'm left wondering why blokes still take those risks when girls don't even though a wallop in the crotch is just a bit of a sting for us.

  3. Every male in this planet has or will take a shot to his family jewels one time or the other in his life..and it fkin puts you on your knees.

  4. 1:33
    "Here's one direction doing nothing… Ohh got 'em in the *styles*"
    "The only thing that hurts more than that is Zayn and Harry quitting the band"
    "Yup, He is falling in ONE DIRECTION"
    Had me dying ๐Ÿ˜‚

  5. Goat ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ iam happy… Good bleast bro, i am from indonesia

  6. Men. How many times did you squeeze your legs in reflex? Hahah

  7. โ€œThank fuck the family tree can continue, cause its yeah its dick is deadโ€

    And so am I lmao

  8. 1:15 Umpire says new balls ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  9. The jumping pole wanted to be a snooker cue

  10. Anyone else grabbing their balls from pain during the whole video

  11. I guess all boys fold their legs while watching ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ

  12. 1:19 that must have hurt so badly ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

  13. Umpire says "new balls"

  14. "His dick is dead" ๐Ÿ˜‚

  15. My ball sacks are shivering

  16. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
    1000000.

  17. "Yeah his dick is dead."

  18. I just watched this in bed, while everyone else is asleep. And this video just made me LOLed. I was struggling to keep quiet.
    This one was one of the best.

  19. To me this isnt funny i feel for them

  20. Wonder who reached the ground first? The pole vaulter or his nuts? ๐Ÿ˜€

  21. Oh My God your โ€œโ€commentaryโ€โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚.

  22. Umpire says "New balls." – classic

  23. I love with the last clip how the girl was more concerned they were having a boy than actually checking to see if the guy's dick was okay hahahaha!

  24. 2:45 looks like he didnt want any siblings

  25. "Fly ball to left field"
    That was mildly infuriating haha

  26. My legs are tired from sympathy reflexes to these videos

  27. My exchange student got a 90 miles ball thrown in hos balls

  28. Umpire says "new balls"

  29. I'm fucking stoned you Ozzy my man always brings great laughter ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

    Thanks for video.

  30. Ohhhh his dick is dead๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  31. That was single handedly the most painful video I've ever watched but damn it was funny

  32. Commenting on every video I see part 165

  33. Seeing that pole vault fuckin kills me. His junk got fuckin lanced.

  34. Anyone else grabbed their balls while watching this video?

  35. We need more videos like this one ๐Ÿคฃ

  36. Ozzy Man, you need to do this one! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb3VeNcK868&fbclid=IwAR08e35c6eGP_MbKsvsHh3IqZVM7dl2QhzdcYrthEhwPxt-VsNYbi7TUxMI

  37. His dick is dead and the bitch didnโ€™t even notice shit….

  38. Guys as funny as the clips, more please ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  39. i thought this is about tchaikovskiy suite for ballet ๐Ÿค”

  40. 0:31 fly ball into left field? is that left field in australia? thats right field my man

  41. Is the guy in the thumbnail Cristiano Ronaldo?

  42. As many videos as you see of sk8ers getting denutted you would think that mom wouldn't let them out of the house without a cup.

  43. Doc Ozzy Man talking to poor bloke's wife
    "Yeah nah, his dick is dead"

  44. It's always funny when someone else gets their nuts cracked.

  45. Ozzy man reviewed my Cousin throwing a ball at Fenway… that's awesome!

  46. Nut seeking missile…ball had a score to settle with those testes๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  47. Your voice is sooooo annoying and comments are not funny at all๐Ÿ‘Ž

  48. gofundme.com/f/good-karma-for-bad-luck please share with everyone you know

  49. OMG I love play by play in the Australian accent…makes it so much funnier

  50. Do NOT drink seltzer water while watching this video.

  51. My heart is pumping blood to crotch

  52. I am physically recoiling at all of these clips D:

  53. Gender reveal video also doubled as a vasectomy

  54. my eyes have only just stopped watering with felt pain from this compilation,….ouch ! ๐Ÿ™‚

  55. that boomerang one sounded like he actually busted his nuts

  56. Top 3 lmpossible Things In Life:

    3. People flying without the help of machines
    2. Being able to tickle yourself
    1. Men not cringing in sympathy at nutshots

  57. Couldn't make it through the whole video. Couldn't maintenance a balance between laughing and crying๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฎ

  58. how many of them :
    1: did it to them SELF.
    2: saw it coming.
    3: SHOULD have seen it coming.
    4: were completely innoncent.

  59. One eyed snake …๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ WTF

  60. https://youtu.be/dmHVLp08YaQ could you please do you magic on this video Ozzy Man ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

  61. Like to see some vids. of women getting it in the crotch, but that wouldn't be funny, would it?..

  62. God I wanted to stop watching so bad my face was so stuck between a half smile and a painful cringe I need a f*cking doctor

  63. Everytime i was feeling the pain. ๐Ÿฅถ

  64. His dick is dead๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  65. Watching this feels like I've been nutshot for many times

  66. I can't believe you dident say it. So I will. Welcome to destination fucked

  67. Makes me laugh every f*kin time ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  68. Man, i shouldn't laugh uncontrollably at these poor bastards agony… but fuckin cried! My left side is killing me.

  69. I didn't know one direction had balls I thought they were Castranos. Thank God that's no longer a tradition

  70. The last one made my side hurts… LMAO

  71. Umpire man says 'new balls'

  72. I was just curling my whole body every time there is a scene!! Gawwwwd

  73. Clutching me cobblers to make sure they're not traumatised

  74. this is the most terrifying video I've seen so far…

  75. The fat pregnant one at the end only cared that her powder cannon didn't go off in front of her stupid family. Not that her husband's dick just got shot off.

  76. Bro understand the pain๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

  77. Right in the one eyed snake ๐Ÿ˜†

  78. When women say men have no idea of pain during birth show them this video

  79. Y'all clenching your balls while watching the video?

  80. Right in the one eyed snake….

  81. This video is painful (as a viewer )

  82. Only men can relate and like this comment ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ค

  83. He threw a boomerWANG

  84. His dick is dead. Haha๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

  85. oh yeah, I can feel the pain

  86. After watching this video, I walked passed a farm to head to my chambers, and as soon as I saw the baby goats there I immediately covered my balls with my hands out of reflex! I can never look at goats the same anymore! Thanks Ozzy!

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